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  • Mar. 9th, 2009 at 8:20 PM

What celebrity do you think looks like you? What celebrity do other people say you look like?


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Been told that I look like Mama Cass before.

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How true . . . .

  • Feb. 26th, 2009 at 6:39 AM

My uncle (MP) emailed this to me today, I wanted to share it with yall.

Why I Carry a Gun  

 There comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and
starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an ass
whoopin.

I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.

I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this
world can be a scary place.

I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are
real threats in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived
long enough to see the evil in the world.

I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I
understand the limitations of government.

I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a  gun so that I don't have
to spend the rest of my lif e hating myself for failing to be prepared.

I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I
want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere
tomorrow afternoon.

I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die
and go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.

I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men
know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.

I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because,
unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.

I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and
the people who make it meaningful to me.

"Police Protection" is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves.

Police do not protect you from crime; they usually just investigate the
crime after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.

Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take
an ass whoopin'."

........author unknown (but obviously brilliant) Remember the average
response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes.

The average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 FPS. (feet per second)

stolen from Pagenelly . . . .

  • Feb. 5th, 2009 at 11:34 AM


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The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, angelic in rest.
Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.

The sparkling lights in the tree I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.
My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep.
In perfect contentment, or so it would seem,
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the
sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.
My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
And I crept to the door just to see who was near.

Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old,
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.

"What are you doing?" I asked without fear,
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"
For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
Away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts..

To the window that danced with a warm fire's light
Then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night."
"It's my duty to stand at the front of the line,
That separates you from the darkest of times.

No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.
My Gramps died at '
Pearl on a day in December,"
Then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of '
Nam ',
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.

I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red, white, and blue... an American flag.
I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home.

I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat.
I can carry the weight of killing another,
Or lay down my life with my sister and brother..
Who stand at the front against any and all,
To ensure for all time that this flag will not fall."

"  So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright,
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget.
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone,
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.
For when we come home, either standing or dead,
To know you remember we fought and we bled.
Is payment enough, and with that we will trust,
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us."

PLEASE, would you do me the kind favor of sending this to as many
people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon and some credit is due to our
U.S service men and women for our being able to celebrate these
festivities. Let's try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe. Make people
stop and think of our heroes, living and dead, who sacrificed themselves for us.


LCDR Jeff Giles, SC, USN
30th Naval Construction Regiment
OIC, Logistics Cell One
Al Taqqadum,
Iraq



Check out this item, http://www.livescribe.com/ it is a cool item and it seems that the paper you need to use it can be printed from a regular laser printer.  Especially this close to the giving time of year . . . it is a good idea for any college student or someone that has huddle meetings regularly.

L8R!

 

rbs

I laugh because if I cry the world would flood.


Cemetery Escort Duty

  
  
I just wanted to get  the day over with and go down to Smokey's.  Sneaking a look at my watch,  I saw the time, 1655.  Five minutes to go before the cemetery gates  are closed for the day.  Full dress was hot in the August  sun.  Oklahoma summertime was as bad as ever--the heat and humidity at the same  level--both too high.  
  
  
I saw the car pull into  the drive, '69 or '70 model Cadillac Deville, looked  factory-new.  It pulled into the parking lot at a snail's  pace.  An old woman got out so slow I thought she was paralyzed; she had a cane and a sheaf of flowers--about four or five bunches as best I  could tell.  
  
I couldn't help  myself.  The thought came unwanted, and left a slightly bitter  taste:  'She's going to spend an hour, and for this old soldier, my  hip hurts like hell and I'm ready to get out of here right  now!'  But for this day, my duty was to assist anyone coming in.  
  
Kevin would lock the  'In' gate and if I could hurry the old biddy along, we might make it to  Smokey's in time.  
 
 I broke post  attention.  My hip made gritty noises when I took the first step  and the pain went up a notch.  I must have made a real military  sight:  middle-aged man with a small pot gut and half a limp, in  marine full-dress uniform, which had lost its razor crease about thirty  minutes after I began the watch at the cemetery.  
  
I stopped in front of  her, halfway up the walk.  She looked up at me with an old woman's  squint.  
  
'M a'am,may I assist you in any way?'  
  
She took long enough to  answer.  
  
'Yes, son.  Can you carry these  flowers?  I seem to be moving a tad slow these days.'  
  
'M y pleasure, ma'am.'  Well,  it wasn't too much of a lie.  
  
She looked  again.  'Marine, where were  you stationed?'  
  
' Vietnam,  ma'am.  Ground-pounder. '69 to '71.'  
  
She looked at me  closer.  'Wounded in action, I  see.  Well done, Marine.  I'll be as quick as I can.'  
  
I lied a little  bigger:  'No hurry, ma'am.'  
  
She smiled and winked  at me.  ' Son, I'm 85-years-old  and I can tell a lie from a long way off. Let's get this  done.  Might be the last time I can do this.  My name's  Joanne Wieserman, and I've a few Marines I'd like to see one more time.'  
  
'Yes, ma 'am.  At your service.'  
  
She headed for the  World War I section, stopping at a stone.  She picked one of the flowers  out of my arm and laid it on top of the stone.  She murmured  something I couldn't quite make out. The name on the marble was Donald S. Davidson, USMC: France 1918.  
  
She turned away and  made a straight line for the World War II section, stopping at one  stone.  I saw a tear slowly tracking its way down her  cheek.  She put a bunch on a stone; the name was Stephen X.Davidson, USMC, 1943.  
  
She went up the row a  ways and laid another bunch on a stone, Stanley J. Wieserman, USMC, 1944.  
  
She paused for a  second.  'Two more, son, and  we'll be done'  
  
I almost didn't say  anything, but, 'Yes,  ma'am.  Take your time.'  
  
She looked confused. 'Where's the Vietnam section, son?  I seem to have lost my way.'  
  
I pointed with my  chin.  'That way, ma'am.'  
  
'Oh!' she chuckled  quietly.  'Son, me and old age  ain't too friendly.'  
  
She headed down the  walk I'd pointed at.  She stopped at a couple of stones before she  found the ones she wanted.  She placed a bunch on Larry Wieserman, USMC, 1968, and the last on Darrel  Wieserman, USMC, 1970.  She stood  there and murmured a few words I still couldn't make out.  
  
'OK, son, I'm finished.  Get me back to my car  and you can go home.'  
  
'Yes, ma'am.  If I may ask, were those your kinfolk?'  
  
She paused.  
  
'Yes, Donald Davidson was my father, Stephen was my uncle, Stanley was my husband, Larry and Darrel  were our sons.  All killed in action, all marines.'  
  
She  stopped.  Whether she had finished, or couldn't finish, I don't  know.  She made her way to her car, slowly and painfully.  
  
I waited for a polite  distance to come between us and then double-timed it over to Kevin, waiting  by the car.  
  
'Get to the 'Out' gate quick.  I have something I've  got to do.'  
  
Kevin started to say  something, but saw the look I gave him.  He broke the rules to get  us there down the service road.  We beat her.  She hadn't made  it around the rotunda yet.  
  
'Kevin, stand at attention next to the  gatepost.  Follow my lead.'  I  humped it across the drive to the other post.  
  
When the Cadillac came  puttering around from the hedges and began the short straight traverse to the  gate, I called in my best gunny's voice:  'TehenHut!  Present Haaaarms!'  
  
I have to hand it to  Kevin; he never blinked an eye--full dress attention and a salute that would  make his DI proud.  
  
She drove through that  gate with two old worn-out soldiers giving her a send-off she deserved, for  service rendered to her country, and for knowing duty, honor and sacrifice.  
  
I am not sure, but I  think I saw a salute returned from that Cadillac.
 
  
Instead of 'The End,' just think of 'Taps.' 


 
As a final thought on  my part, let me share a favorite prayer: 'Lord, keep our servicemen and women safe, whether they serve at  home or overseas.  Hold them in your loving hands and protect them  as they protect us.'  
  
Let's all keep those  currently serving and those who have gone before in our thoughts. They are  the reason for the many freedoms we enjoy. 

 

  'In God We Trust.' Sorry about your  monitor; it made mine blurry too!  
  
If we ever forget that  we're one nation under God, then we will be a  nation gone under!




Friends come in all sizes
 
 
 
 
They will support you....
 
 
 
 
And respect your creativity
for thinking outside the box....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
They're there when you need a shoulder to lean on....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Or a great big hug....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A true friend takes interest in
understanding what you're all about...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
They see beyond the black and white
to discover your true colors....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And accept you just the way you are...
Even when you just wake up in
 the morning
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
So make your own kind of music....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Follow your heart wherever it takes you....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And when someone reaches out to you,
Don't be afraid to love them back....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
They may just be a friend for life....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Practice patience and tolerance......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave....
And impossible to forget !
 
 
 
 
 
Why not share this with all your unforgettable friends today...
 
 
 
 
 
I just did !
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Have a grrreat day and week !

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I had a friend e-mail me this, I wanted to share it with all of ya'll! ENJOY!!!!


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4 tablespoons flour(that's plain flour, not self-rising) 
4 tablespoons sugar 
2 tablespoons baking cocoa 
1 egg 
3 tablespoons milk 
3 tablespoons oil 
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) some nuts (optional) 
Small splash of vanilla 

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well . Add the egg and  mix thoroughly. 
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. 
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again. 
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes on high. 
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Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! 
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Never get any on dogs but these are funny!

  • Oct. 15th, 2008 at 11:31 AM


I have a friend that LOVES cats. She sends these to me periodically so I wanted to share them with my friends, hope you enjoy them too.

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And of course my favorite one, just like ya momma told it would happen:




Yall take care!
L8R!

A good friend . . . .

  • Oct. 14th, 2008 at 6:56 PM


Sent this too me and it is too precious not to pass on. I hope you like it!

rbs


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...I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT IT WAS DIRTY!
 
           Click on the link below.
 
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REIKO ROCKS!!!!!

  • Oct. 9th, 2008 at 12:03 PM


Hey, anyone wanna help the March of Dimes?

  • Oct. 8th, 2008 at 6:08 PM


Click on this link and sign the petition, it is for a good cause.

http://www.marchofdimes.com/padpetition/index.aspx?a=1&z=1&c=1

L8R!

rbs

Upon this ground . . . . .

  • Sep. 11th, 2008 at 9:14 PM

Where were you when the towers fell?  What were you doing seven years ago that you will remember for the rest of your life?  For our parents generation it was "Where were you when Kennedy was shot, either of them?" for our generation, the defining question will be, "Where were you when the towers fell? Where were you when the Pentagon was hit? Where were you when those brave souls went down in that field to stop some of the madness?  Where were you?"

It really is upseting that the two words that define these times are:  "If only . . . . ."

Remember the ones who fell on this day, remember the ones that have fallen in the seven years since due to it's aftermath.  Remember the fallen, remember the fallen always, they have died so that we may enjoy the freedoms that we do today.

Signing off:

Rbs

I received bad news today

  • Dec. 26th, 2007 at 5:17 PM

This is the email that I received from R. Neagle thru a friend.

 IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET THAT I WRITE TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT FANDOM HAS TAKEN A GREAT BLOW...

JOESEPH GRILLOT..JOEY...HAS PASSED AWAY.

HE WAS RECOVERING FROM A BOUT WITH PNEUMONIA IN BOTH LUNGS LAST WEEK.

HE DIED CHRISTMAS MORNING AT 4:00 A.M.

HIS HEALTH HAD BEEN DECLINING THE LAST FEW YEARS AND HE HAD BEEN FIGHTING HEART PROBLEMS AS WELL.

SERVICES ARE BEING WORKED OUT, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE FRIDAY NIGHT WILL BE THE WAKE AND THE FUNERAL WILL BE SATURDAY. I WILL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS HIS FAMILY FINISHES WITH THE ARRANGEMENTS.

PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY FAN YOU KNOW AROUND THE COUNTRY. JOEY WAS KNOWN FAR AND WIDE AND I DO NOT WANT ANYONE TO NOT KNOW OF HIS PASSING.
HE WAS KNOWN AND LOVED BY MANY IN MANY PLACES.

FANDOM AS WE KNOW IT, OUR GENERATION, OWES A GREAT DEAL TO JOEY.
HE BROUGHT ME INTO FANDOM. I OWE ALL THAT I HAVE EVER ACHIEVED IN FANDOM  TO HIM.

EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER ACCOMPLISHED...EVERY CON I EVER PUT ON, MY LOVE OF MOVIES, "SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY", THIMBLE THEATRE, ALL OF MY FANNISH OFFSPRING, EVERY FAN I EVER TRAINED TO RUN A CON OR LOVE FANDOM, I OWE TO JOEY.  HE WAS  "THE BIG REEL"

THE PORNO PATROL, THE AMALGAMATION, CRESCENT CITY CON, COASTCON, D.S.C., AND EVERY OTHER CON HE EVER BROUGHT ME TO, WILL NEVER BE THE SAME FOR ME AGAIN. I WILL NEVER SEE A MOVIE AGAIN IN A DARK THEATRE AND NOT MISS HEARING HIS DISTINCT LAUGH.

HE WAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE MY FRIEND !.

FANDOM WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN IN THE DEEP SOUTH.


R.Neagle
CAPTAIN - THE PORNO PATROL


I remember Joey.  He was a gentle guy.  He and his grandson always helped out in Crecent City Con's Hospitality Suite every year that I helped run it.  They were a great team.  I am going to miss him tremendously.  

Let this memory lessen the grief:  My oldest child and I were going to see the very first Harry Potter movie and Joey was there.  He looked at my child, who was bouncing on the balls of her feet she was so happy to be going to see the movie, and asked her if she liked the characters in the books.  She shyly nodded.  He reached in his pocket and took out a small tackpin and with a wink at me, handed it to her saying that maybe she too could be a Griffindor.  It was a Griffindor house pin that he gave her.  She still has it in her jewelery box six years later.

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It isn't even NOON YET!!!!!!

  • Dec. 8th, 2007 at 12:21 PM

I am having a REALLY bad day again, but there seems to be an angle looking out for me and mine today.

I went to Wal-Mart this morning to get groceries and to get wrapping paper and it's accomanyment for the stuff that my brother is sending to my house for the holiday.  The little one and I got there about 10am.  We did the shopping and paid for everything then headed out to the Trailblazer to go home.  I get to the car and I don't have my key on my keyring.  I have Sean's with the alarm fob but not mine.  I call the house and ask Sean to drive up to the store and bring me the spare key.  I then go back into Wal-Mart and check to see if someone had turned it in at the Customer Service desk.  It wasn't there. 
I was begining to think that it may have gotten kicked under my car so the little one and I went back outside to look again while waiting for Sean to get there.  As I walked to  the front of the car to see if it fell off there while I was getting the basket, I noticed something on the driver's seat of my car.  I tried the door, it was unlocked.  On the seat was a note and my car key on a brand new key hook.  The note read:  " I found this key on the ground and it fit your car.  I bought you a new key chain so that you won't loose it again.  Merry Christmas."
Well the note was written on a stationary sheet from a church around the corner from Wal-Mart.  Their daily worship starts at 10am tomorrow morning.  I will be going to that church tomorrow and standing infront of that congrigation and thanking them all since the note wasn't signed.  If the wrong person had found my key, they could have driven off with it.  Who ever returned my key is owed my thanks because I can't afford to get another one right now if something happens to the one I have.

There are angels out there, sometimes they drive cars instead of flying.

rbs

1.         What grade school did you attend?
            Our Lady of Divine Providence
 
2.         What kind of cell phone do you own?
            Samsung
 
3.         What is your absolutely MOST favorite color?
            Blue
 
4.         What is the weirdest food that you have EVER eaten?
            Hagis
 
5.         What kind of tree do you like the most?
            Oak
 
6.         If you could take a round trip to anywhere with money not be a problem, where would you go?
            Egypt
 
7.         What city in the US have you visited that you would like to visit again?
            Atlanta
 
8.         Do you have any siblings?
            Yes
 
9.         Do you like what you do for a living?
            Not really
 
10.       What would be your dream car, if you had the money to buy it?
            I don’t know, I really never thought about it, LOL
 
11.       Do you prefer Costco or Sam’s?
            Both
 
12.       Where do you buy your groceries on a regular basis?
            Usually Wal-Mart and Food Lion
 
13.       Do you prefer sunny or cloudy days?
            Cloudy, but not rainy
 
14.       Who was your favorite teacher in school?
            Mrs. Miller, my 6th-7th-8th grade history teacher, she was the one that sparked my interest in history with her innovative [for the time, circa 1980] classes
 
15.       Have you traveled outside of the continental USA?
            Nope
 
16.       What kind of car do you drive?
            Chevy Trailblazer that the kids call the “Barney-Mobile” it is bright metallic KB purple
 
17.       Do you prefer red or green apples?
            Red actually, I find the green too tart unless I am baking with apples
 
18.       What is your favorite Mexican/Spanish dish?
            Burritos
 
19.       Are you a t-shirt & jeans or dress up to go out kind of person?
            Both, LOL
 
20.       If you looked out the window right now, what would you see?
            Savannah highway full of noon traffic
 
21.       Do you like long or short hair on the opposite sex?
            Both, it depends on how the person is dressed
 
22.       Do you like Fragles or Dozers most?
            Definitely the Dozers, they build edible stuff, LOL
 
23.       Which do you like better – Animal or Oscar?
            When it comes right down to it, Oscar the Grouch
 
24.       Do you like real plants or silk plants better?
            Real plants, even if I do kill them
 
25.       What kind of body type do you like on a man – beefy/football linebacker or slender/swimmer?
            Swimmer
 
26.       Do you like a man with a hairy chest or a smooth chest?
            Hairy, it is fun to snuggle up to a furry chest on a cold night, LOL
 
27.       What is your favorite hat?
            Don’t have one
 
28.       What kind or popcorn do you like?
            Caramel coated, like Cracker Jacks but without the peanuts
 
29.       Do you say denim or jeans when referring to clothing &/or jackets?
            Denim, I am SUCH a dork, LOL
 
30.       Who is better – the Grinch or Ebenezer Scrooge?
            The Grinch
 
31.       Do you like peppermint or spearmint better?
            Spearmint
 
32.       Do you say trolley or streetcar?
            Streetcar
 
33.       It is cold outside. Do you have grits or oatmeal for breakfast?
            Can I have both?
 
34.       Which do you like better – leather or fur?
            Leather, it is easier to keep clean
 
35.       What kind of computer do you own?
            Dell laptop and one desktop that my husband purchased the parts for and put together
 
36.       Which would you own – motorcycle or car?
            Car, I’m not sure I could handle bad weather on a cycle
 
37.       Do you brown-bag or buy your lunch everyday?
            Try to brown-bag it for lunch mostly
 
38.       Do you have a childhood nickname that you still use?
            Nope
 
39.       Do you prefer American made or foreign made items?
            If American made stuff lasted as long as the foreign made stuff, I would buy more American made stuff, cars included
 
40.       What is your favorite type of fruit?
            Cherries, Bing[red] or Rainer[yellow]
 
41.       What is your favorite Asian/Oriental dish?
            Stir fried rice of any sort
 
42.       What kind of car do you like – coupe, sedan, truck, van or SUV?
            Van or SUV are the only ones that fit into my life with kids unfortuneately, LOL
 
43.       Do you wear glasses or contacts?
            Glasses but prefer contacts
 
44.       Do you rent or own your home?
            Renting for the moment
 
45.       In reference to the opposite sex, do you prefer younger or older?
            Younger, they last longer *snicker*
 
46.       What is your favorite all time food?
            You want me to pick just ONE type! Are you nuts?!
 
47.       What was your favorite toy/stuffed animal as a child?
            It was my blanket, and I still have it almost 40 years later, LOL
 
48.       Do you e-mail or mail a letter to a friend?
            e-mail mostly
 
49.       Are you a smoker or nonsmoker?
            Nonsmoker
 
50.       What is your favorite drink?
            Alcoholic Shirley Temple [sloe gin in 7up}
 
51.       Where you a mallrat when you were growing up?
            I liked to spend time at the Mall when I was growing up, that was what you did then, LOL
 
52.       Do you prefer Harleys or Hondas for motorcycles?
            Harleys, Hondas don’t just sound the same or ride the same

This reads good, but . . . . . . .

  • Nov. 29th, 2007 at 2:13 PM

I normally don't post anything that is political or such but this link is from MSN's website and the proposed plan reads good but somehow I don't think that it will all get passed into law.

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Taxes/Advice/WouldTaxChangesHelpOrHurtYou.aspx?page=2


Why is it that these idiots seem to forget that once they take the oath of office, they are PUBLIC SERVANTS and that they are supposed to represent the WILL OF THE PEOPLE.  Sometimes I just don't understand the idiots that are in office, sadly it isn't against the law to break your campaign promises or anthing that you promise people to get elected -- sometimes I wish that you could recall an elected official for those reasons.


rbs

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I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What is it?

Produce: Avacado.
Bakery: White wheat bread 
Meat:  Venison
Frozen: Ben & Jerry's  Fish food
Dry goods: Couscous

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So what's in your bag? 

Jeans, V-neck t-shirt, hiking shoes

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

Go
Clean
Your
Room
Now
Can you tell I have kids?


So what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

Caffine; hot or cold
Food
Sleep

Sweet! You just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing? 

Sleep
Read
Crochet
Watch TV
Oh, did I mention Sleep

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4. So what are you deciding between?

Good Eats --  Weel, I LOVE to cook and Alton Brown is kinda cute
Iron Chef America -- I want to meet Chefs Marimoto, Cora, Batoli
Mythbusters -- Cuz I want to meet Jamie and Adam
TAPS -- Cuz I want to meet the founders and like that paranormal stuff


You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

Raspberry sorbet
Cookie Dough
Double Dutch Chocolate

Somebody stole your purse/wallet. In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So what's in there?

Violet hard candies
2 Mini M&M containers (red one has only pennies and yellow one has mixed change)
Jar of green goo
Half empty bottle of Excendrin tension headache
my asthma inhaler

You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

Teacher -- I do like imparting knowledge to others
Anthropoligist -- ancient people have always facinated me
Parasphycologist -- because the field interest me due to family history
Archiologist -- anceint history has always facinated me

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
Take up the Longos on going to college
Don't get roommates -- make it on your own
Don't smoke, drink or do drugs -- it is WAY to expensive
Take Remmy up on his offer when he makes it

Meme stolen from Crow . . . . . .

  • Nov. 26th, 2007 at 8:49 PM

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Need to wash the hair!

2. How much cash do you have on you?
$27 + some loose change


3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Bore

4. Favorite planet?
Saturn

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Wayman

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
My brother's ring tone, it is Jack Sparrow's Theme from Pirates of the Carribeian

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Teal tank

8. Do you "label" yourself?
Nope

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Bare feets

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Twilight will do

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
DAM!   I wish I looked that good

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Telling the husband to leave me the fuck alone so I could sleep 

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Chris sent video -- call me

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
They are all Circle Ks now

16. What's a word[s] that you say a lot?
Frack

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Husband

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Husband

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Excedrin tension

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
have a digital one now

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
can't think of a time that something wasn't fucked up

22. Worst enemy?
myself

23. What is your current desktop picture?
blue screen

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
You have been in there long enough, get out of the shower! -- said to my daughters

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
the cash, you can always catch a plane

26. Do you like someone?
yes

27. The last song you listened to?
The theme from Pinky and the Brain -- the kids got hold of the husband's computer and played it before I shut it off